Hi, I'm a former Staff Writer for The Onion & ClickHole, and wrote a lot of funny things for them including many "Clickventure" interactive fiction games. At the moment I'm freelancing on a variety of interesting projects. You can find some of my work here: alexanderblechman.com
Follow me on Twitter at @AlexBlechman to hear announcements about new things I'm making.
I'm always looking for new people to collaborate with. If you need words or ideas for your game (or anything else), contact me at HelloAlexanderBlechman@gmail.com